Ten

Reflections on the previous night

6.30pm

Asleep

11.30pm

Awake, whinge, whinge, whinge. No intervention from me.

11.40pm

Asleep

11.45pm

Beep beep! Text message from drunk dear husband: 'will get a cab home'

1.35am

Beep beep! Text message from drunk annoying husband: 'can't get a cab! Still waiting'

1.46am

Beep beep! Text message from drunk he is in so much trouble for waking me again husband: 'in a cab, on my way!'

2.10am

Drunk husband stumbles in, blabbering incoherently about some horse winning at Ascot..

5.00am

Awake, change, feed, asleep

Ah yes, not a typo. First feed at 5am.

5am I tellsya!

7.30am

Awake, change, smiles

It could have been the greatest night sleep in five months.

Thanks drunk dear husband. Thanks.*

*On the upside at least he was responsible enough to leave the car and grab a cab home. Thanks drunk responsible husband! I'll catch up on sleep another time..